They'll be voting next. Tsk! No good can come of it, mark my words. And what of their delicate constitutions? And what of the children? Won't somebody think of the children??

Good luck with your tilt at a senate seat Titus. Family First needs candidates such as yourself.

Mick Malthouse must be a monty for a coaching position of one of these teams. After all, no man has the coaching experience of coaching womens teams that Mick has at Carlton and Collingwood.

Women already play soccer and netball in large numbers. This is about the shape of the ball, not the ability of women to play sport. Sorry that I can't find anything funny to say...

My 6yo is in her 2nd year of Auskick, and loves it. I'm not saying I have a budding Nat Fyfe (her favourite player) in the mix, but I'm stoked she might have the chance to actually play footy, Australian Rule Football, at a top level. I'm also thinking of making up bumper stickers that go something like this - So, your son plays soccer, that's cute, my daughter plays AFL. You must be so proud. ;)

Judging by how literally some of the female respondents reacted to this article I think your cynical, satirical, beer stained couch job is as safe as condoms.

The Lions will interchange the men's and women's teams from week to week. No one will notice.

Except they'll win when the women play hahaha

It's an absolute abomination of the worst kind! Women should be having tea parties and thinking of babies' names, not playing a mens's game on our hallowed turf. What next? The vote?

Remember the good old days? When women actually stuck to stuff they could do properly!

Being politically correct, will a chest mark now be called a breast mark?

Bit unfair that freo get to field 2 women's teams while some teams get none

Riley Strauss good read

Ellen Soust fkn lol Sam Leonard

Good luck to any coach trying to tell 22 women what to do. I'd rather take my chances as a suicide bomber.

Max Graham Titus is on fire

thanks goodness we have the 'World Game' to fall back on - at least they know how to act like gentlemen and have the best administrators money can buy!!!

Now men can carry on about footy the same way women do and say their favourite player is the hottest one!

Sorry ladies, but I've watched women's football. It has as much chance of taking off as a spectator sport as chess.

There goes the shot clock. Can you imagine a woman being told she only has 30 seconds...

Or being penalised for wasting time.

Such a cis male thing to say U0001f612 Chae Lally

Julia Grunwell, Julia Bickerstaff
You will love this, satire so very close to reality.....

All God fearing men should teach these radical women a lesson by withdrawing bedroom privileges until they see sense.

What??? This is satire.....surely he speaks the truth!!

I've got no objections to women playing footy. As long as they get home in time to get the dinner on.

Oscar Willis savage

Have you seen the women who play Duane? They're as attractive as cane toads.

Not all of them.
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Darcy some of these comments U0001f602

2 words. Kitchen, bedroom & ironing.

Will have to renovate all the change rooms. Don't they all have to go to the toilet at the same time?

Holding the "man"?

I think you need an abacus.

You forgot the lounge room Lindsay. Carpets don't vacuum themselves you know...

Is everybody ready for equal pay arguments in a few weeks?

If only you could count U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

Good idea. Go practice.

Next they'll be asking for near to equal pay.. lord help us then

Chris Benson U0001f914
He never strays far....

Will Collingwood be allowed to drop Cloke to the thirds?

Please let me iron your shirts again Titus?

Love it Titus. Yes I am a woman but still appreciate fantastic writingU0001f603However , I am wondering if your tongue gets tired after being firmly placed in cheek for a length of time? U0001f496U0001f496U0001f496

As a woman may I say absolutely agree. NOT going to end well whatho?

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Me again!Just read all the comments. Seriously should be compulsory for everyone to read.All the terrible things that have happened over the week would be instantly forgotten and a feeling of warmth would take over as one realizes how many hilarious and articulate people there are out there U0001f44dU0001f44dU0001f44d

Pity there is a Richmond team they would find a way to finish 9th

Butch I think you meant "isn't" a Richmond team. Plus we should just concentrate on getting one good one

When did you start writing left wing crap. Stick with the light hearted stuff. This is just tripe.

"And smith takes a HUGE breast mark" i cant wait.

Typo my bad

West Coast came under close consideration, but the AFL decided on a team that plays both home AND away games.

Tim Murphy "There can be no doubt the tide is rising, and today’s announcement is another crack in the glass floor my success and many other somewhat hopeless white men, is built on."

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Freos women's team will win a flag before the men team. ☺

Any bets richmond will become the 9th team to field a women's team. ☺

Bad luck Titus, they are after your job too, as well as mine :/

Let's just remember the Saints haven't won one since '66, Dogs since '54, and Richmond haven't won one single final since the early '80's. And of course The Swans had a 73 year drought before '05.

The "squirrel grip" is problematic.

More women play the world game than any other sport

Will Titus be doing a highly unhelpful guide for the women's comp?

Richmond DID finish 9th in a 8 team comp