Aug 08, 2017
Gold Coast Senior Coach ad
Do you like living near the beach and surfing before, during and after work?
Would you be interested in doing a little footy coaching while you’re at it?
Well, good news! The Gold Coast Suns, a semi-professional AFL side, are currently looking for a new senior coach.
Relatively drug-free since, well, let’s not put an exact date on it, the Suns playing group are keen to work with someone who isn’t Rodney Eade.
You will take control of this group, with the aim of potentially, one day, developing them into AFL players.
Technically, you’ll report to the board but we are a bit lost so you’ll really report to the AFL.
As well as an attractive remuneration package, being on the Gold Coast the role is very low profile and expectations are not high.
Ideally, you’ll combine a deep level of football knowledge, with the willingness to take on a thankless task.
Depending on how quickly you can start, you could potentially coach AFL legend Gary Ablett Jnr.
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