In all my years of going to the footy, there are just some things I’ve never heard people say.
Here’s a just a few examples:
“That’s pretty reasonable for a pie and chips.”
“The Collingwood cheer squad looks a fun place to sit.”
“You’ve only got mid-strength beer? That’s just what I feel like.”
“There’s just too many ATMs at this ground.”
“Even as an opposition supporter, I really like Hawthorn.”
“Mate, could you get me some sushi?”
“The only thing that would make this better is a live ladder and a megawall.”
“The umpires are really looking after us today.”
“While watching Carlton being terrible has been fun, I hope they start to turn things around.”
“I feel really bad that I’m missing a wedding for this.”
“An hour long queue to buy a ticket to a game with a crowd of 20,000 is perfectly understandable.”
“This match day experience is amazing.”
“We brought the whole family and didn’t need to get a bank loan.”
“Richmond have got this. Even they can’t lose it from here.”
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COMMENTS
Lou Richards
Aug 19, 2016
The umpires are really giving Hawthorn a hard time today.
maftek
Aug 19, 2016
Its great to see Melbourne fill the G with their supporters on a Friday night
RohanLowe1
Aug 21, 2016
The game is so much better now that it's so easy to gamble
Pieman2
Aug 22, 2016
'Nathan Buckley really has Collingwood playing out of their skins'.
It's a shame Collingwood aren't in the finals, again.
I'll bet ya Eddy Betts really wishes he didn't leave Carlton.