Feb 14, 2017

AFL

Titus' failed pilot highlights

22 Comments

Here's my failed pilot for Fox Footy. Even though it crashed and burned like a Melbourne Football Club rebuild, I thought I'd share it with you partly because nothing says Valentine's Day like a failure. Anyway hope you get a laugh, either at the video, my failure or both.

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COMMENTS

Jason Powell

Feb 14, 2017

You're right. Not great.

Youre written stuff is brilliant.

The humour here is not the same as use in your written stuff.

If you were to do TV. Dress up, costume , go in character and go dry

Tim

Feb 14, 2017

Love it! Plenty of laughs and I like the live audience. Too bad it failed although I don't have Fox. The bits they played on channel 7 didn't work. I like the pilot format

Jackson Landy

Feb 14, 2017

I agree, we love Titus' usual non-scripted humour on the Variety Hour, not this uniform scripted format

Macca

Feb 14, 2017

Gee Titus, it's all making sense. Seeing you in the flesh explains a lot.
The lonely nights, dependence on whiskey, unwillingness to go out...
But anyway, chin up, it wasn't that bad.
I even chuckled a bit.

Cards

Feb 14, 2017

Titus, you and Neeld do have a resemblance...

Matt

Feb 14, 2017

This is on par if not funnier than anything Bounce has done.

Clint

Feb 14, 2017

Would love to see you standing in a bar, Trevor Marmalade style, on the Footy Show, delivering all your witty one liners! That show crumbled without him!

Tony Tea

Feb 14, 2017

To be fair, stepping in dog shit is funnier than Bounce.

AFL 720

Feb 14, 2017

What was wrong with that?!?

Philippa

Feb 14, 2017

Funny, funny, funnier if Americans followed Aussie rules you'd rule SNL

Paul Barber

Feb 14, 2017

Can't see why it failed

Mick

Feb 14, 2017

Needs more blokes in dresses. That stuff's timeless.

Mark Nicholas

Feb 14, 2017

Great effort, if that was a weekly 5 min spot running at half time, I'd take it over Brian Taylor's daft interpretation of stats...

Carolyn

Feb 14, 2017

Being in the audience was fun and meeting Titus and sharing a drink after was even better.

Mike

Feb 15, 2017

Prose like He-Man, voice like Skeletor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd-YkMZs6Po

Sean

Feb 15, 2017

I thought it was fine but then I think reality TV is garbage so what would I know?

Polymick

Feb 16, 2017

If I had a terminal illness I would watch Bounce it makes the time go so so slowly

Paul curtain

Feb 17, 2017

Best thing I have seen on fox for years and I rate fox. Don't give up Titus we need you.

Carol

Feb 27, 2017

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Chris

Feb 27, 2017

Its about 7000 times funnier than anything else on Fox Footy.

How many do we need for our petition?

Chris

Feb 27, 2017

Its about 7000 times funnier than anything else on Fox Footy.

How many do we need for our petition?

mistere

Mar 01, 2017

Well done Chris your spam is riviting!