The NBL's CEO resigned today, yeah, I didn't know they had one either. Anyway, they're looking for a new one. Here's the job advertisment:

Are you currently unemployed? Own at least one suit? Can’t get a job at the AFL, NRL, A-League, Cricket Australia or Netball Australia and don’t want to work at the ARU?

You may be interested in the position of CEO at the National Basketball League!

How much does it pay? Let’s not get into this yet, not good to be one of those people who’s obsessed with material things.

The NBL is Australia’s premier basketball league, and was popular at the same time as Montell Jordan and for about as long.

As CEO, you’ll enjoy a low profile and a lot of problems. You’ll probably have a short tenure too.

In this role, you can be guaranteed to have stakeholders either upset with you or completely disinterested.

It’s the perfect after-school job and almost beats working at a supermarket or a fast food chain.

If interested, just show up at our offices. The job’s all yours.*

*Must bring own computer and we don’t actually have ‘offices’. It’s actually a Subway in Bayswater. You get the previous CEO’s Subway Eat Fresh® Club membership which will get you a free six inch after two more purchases.

Oh, there’s no pay but you do get the company scooter as part of your package. No, not one of those motorized ones the inner city types like, the metal ones the kids ride.