Titus, Danny and Francis discuss the spate of umpire fondling, when sledging goes wrong and the AFL's second trip to China.

Titus has two new dates to announce for A Thoroughly Unhelpful History of Australian Sport. Exciting!

The first is 7.00pm Wednesday 6 June The Comic’s Lounge in Melbourne.

The second is 8.00pm Thursday 7 June Arkaba Hotel Adelaide.

The almost all the shows at the Melbourne Comedy Festival sold out so get in early.

Tickets for both shows available here: frontiercomedy.com/titusoreily

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